Hats

Description: Sandwich Yum Yum

Description: Oh Shoot I'm About To Succumb

Description: Doesn't Hit The Same Unless It's Nostalgic

Description: All I Want Is Some Pizza Pizza

Description: I Heart Factoids & Tidbits

Description: Festive on the Outside

Description: I'm God's Silliest Guy

Description: Existential Nihilistic Vibe

Description: It's Giving Existential Dread, Bestie

Description: Everything is Awful But I Can't Complain

Description: Everything is Annoying, Especially Me

Description: I Don't Think It's Too Much to Ask For

Description: I'd Find You in Every Lifetime (Threat)

Description: Emotionally Stable

Description: Debilitatingly Cozy

Description: I'm Not as Dehydrated as My Haters Say

Description: I'm Not as Dehydrated as My Haters Say

Description: Land of the Red, White, & Delulu

Description: Dilly Dally

Description: We are Stronger

Description: Tell Me or I'll Throw Up

Description: Are You Ok? No, Thanks for Asking

Description: Don't Talk To Me Until...

Description: I Don't Think I'm Being Dramatic Enough

Description: Endless Cycle of Death & Rebirth

Description: Had to Cut Ties With Your Bad Vibes

Description: OK I Curl Up

Description: Scream + Cry + Throw Up

Description: Stay Cozy in Bed

Description: Cool Cowboy Fact

Description: It's Actually Really Cool That I Care So Much

Description: OH Shoot, I'm Cooked

Description: It's Over For Y'all

Description: I Said Let Me Hear Those Club Classics

Description: Everybody Chill Out

Description: Visibly Unwell